# Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Kelly decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no prior experience. He mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Kelly begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but can't get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up his grip, Kelly attempts to leap away from the horse and throw him self to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup; he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over. As his head is battered against the ground, he is moments away from unconsciousness when, to his great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him and unplugs the horse.

posted on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 12:44:44 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)  #    Comments [1] Trackback
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