I am eating dinner in denver international. First RANT ATT why the heck cant you get 3G working in a airport seriously that isnt even acceptable….

As I munch away on my burger I cant help but notice something funny, I only have a real fork. The spoon and knife are plastic. Why the spoon? Can I easily pry something with a spoon? and what is to stop me from bringing my own spoon thru security. sigh…