I opened up my netflix flyer today and in the part with advertisement had a ad for CNN. The Ad read “Watch History Unfold” sheesh, those jackals will enterprise on anything. I wonder how much Ad space will cost for election day coverage, in 4 years will we have remembered the commercials of Nov4 past?

I will tell you my prediction for watch history unfolding…

My prediction, for election 2008 is that something “crazy” will happen.

• Voter data scandal, the data for voters will be tampered with, stolen, lost etc etc etc
• Voting means nothing, america will vote for B.O. but J.M. will become the president because of electoral vote process.
• We see attacks on people voting

glass half full, but hey, prove me wrong america. I would be happy with that.

vote for me as a write in, I will make recess longer and pop cheaper

Comment from blog: Security Matters Wired Mag

This was a good post to read, Mr Schneier makes a very valid point here about how life is mostly full of ‘BS’ about how a terror can happen everywhere. I personally am getting tired of all this small crap like the lady who had a baby bottle, I question how long until people just get fed up and stop wondering like cattle thru the gates of government.

Now you have a bunch of people “scared” about some brown man blowing up everything, to justify spending another dollar to prevent American's from having ‘the good old days’ – remember the day when we could bring our own booze onto a airplane so we didn't have to pay $10 a shot?

sigh.. 10 years from now is gonna suck. some point the government controls of the EU make it just as much as a pain as here, ironic when people flee back.

I personally think this is awesome news, that said i want XM music to hold the market, get the nascar and football content. also this means that the tv will be sooner!!

http://xmradio.mediaroom.com/index.php?s=press_releases&item=1423

A long while back I did a Review of Sirius and XM, The Washington post did its own review and did quite a good job at it.

They summed it up to say XM is better but thats because the reviewer is a baseball fan. However I agree buy XM (check out page 2/3) for exacts in what you want. You will notice XM gets the edge from the reviewer just like I came up with)

Turns out i have one of the most stressfull jobs.

http://www.infoworld.com/article/06/05/26/78578_22OPanalysts_1.html

some idiot tried to rob the bank next door today. who robs banks post 1950? seriously.

anywhoo its a mess and we cant walk around outside.

PT-141 is it the next Arnold Schwarzenegger movie? no its viagra for chicks. I only post this because of the name PT-141 and they say ‘McNookie’ in the catch paragraph. Funny article all the same, worth reading if you are supposed to be working.

the lyrics of Digital undergrounds Sex packets looms in thought,

“Biochemically compacted sexual affection
Yeah, I'm equipped to mix you a packet
Prescription pills, your favorite tossup in a pill”

this is weird since people. Take your PT-141 and spray it on someone when they are mad, *BAM* McNookie.

I just saw this on a google advertisement, crazy.

I however believe some of what they say. for instanstance I don't believe for a second the pentagon was hit with a airplane. also I dont think that it was commercial-passenger flights that hit the towers, and they were rigged to explode or something to that effect.

Where I differ in my moon walk conspiracy is that I don't blame bush per-say for the the actions thats a dumb idea. However I do think it was a little deeper then the rabbit hole on Alice and wonderland

http://www.911truestory.com/

 decide for your self, i like this site http://www.oilempire.us/pentagon-photos.html its a “fact it happened” page

however look at the pictures personally i call 100% bullshit. i like the photo 03 look at the “right edge of impact” this is where the wing “hit” yea right. thats less then 4 feet off the ground (using the people as scale) what about the shredded columns? they look like spools of wire to me. dont believe me? this dumb website even has a close up of its impossible claim  like the ones you see on ATT cable trucks 07. and why is it they just found one engine one wheel and one jet. thats it.

look at this picture 01 they say its the left wing. well what are the vertical strips that look just like a wing hit. and WTF is glass dooing in the windows on the bottom left of this picture if it just got hit with a wing. and where is the wing? where is the rubble? on the bottom left again there should be rubble from wing. there is non they are at least 4 feet across that far out from the jet. and thats a lot of aluminum!

http://www.capwiz.com/nra/dbq/officials/

kelly write a post about this later.

google is working on new search math to get rid of some of the cheats people use to up rankings. The cool thing is that you can test the new engine. cooler is my site is still at the top for the keywords i want people to find me with!

News

IP for testing

pair of IP addresses (66.249.93.104 and 64.233.179.104, for those who want a look)

First time in history seahawks are superbowl

Go seahawks

Do you Run Zone Alarm 6.0? add this to your hosts file ‘127.0.0.1 zonelabs.com’

cool google video

where are you?

mythtv .19 out soon!!

802.11n 600mb wi-Fi

bullshit that is the DOJ suing google they can suck it. people will always be sick and suing google because they wont play nice what a crock

my usual i hate the RIAA post

one year ago my first post three revisions of dasBlog two other people hosting from my server with dasBlog one other person converted to dasBlog twice. and one new server hardware built just for the ocasion! surviving a nation wide new story google hits. and the following stats.

Total Posts: 281
Total Comments: 112

Total Hits: 2483

Total unique visits: 944

Average length of visit: 50 seconds

Top Search engine: Google (duh)

Top Keywords: Kelly Keeton, lace shoes, torrent, vista, black berry, trailer fabulous

Browser: 66% IE

US States(most viewed): Washington, Virginia, California, Utah

Countries(most viewed): US, China, Canada, Australia

Serving Out: 16mb of blog

Most popular month: May

here is to another year blog

December 25th is the day Jesus was born, which is in fact the reason for Christmas, I always find it funny when people twist it into something else. The fact is as much European culture, Dickens, and stockings and oranges you can cram into it. Its still the day because of Jesus. So, Happy Birthday Jesus!!!

-Kelly

First snow of the season – people are freaking out. I love snow.

So in Seattle they have shut down 3rd ave for the use of bus traffic during commute hours, there are cops on bikes to stop you from using the road and you get tickets if you do. So this morning Quinn and are on the way to work when we see a car get pulled over for use of 3rd ave. the car turns down a alley of our building that is a dead end. Then about 15 bike cops swarm (I think I heard the words “swarm!! swarm!!”) then we were sort of in the middle of it all, and the cops come blazing with guns drawn (cuz they dont know what this guy is up to) so we jetted out of that mess.

Later to walk thru when it was “clean” we saw a frat boy looking dude in the back of a car and his girlie in another. Think your morning was bad? haha this dude tried to evade a possible $101 ticket and he got to go to jail for a few hours, or even better till monday (no court today). HAHA wonder if he gets sick time for that.

So with all the news lately about the flooding in the south thought I would add a link on the topic.

here you have the trunk system or some sort of communications system for the law/military in Louisiana its a shoutcast stream so have a player like winamp ready.

and last, rare life commentary from the kelly blog…

Its interesting how people in places react to this disaster, over seas we have a tsunami that kills 50k people, takes them 20 years to recover. USA 2 years and not so many killed, no crazy looting and crap in 3rd world country. USA reduced to a area of 3rd world anarchy. I dont watch the news, its all bad any more. Here is the thing I wonder since revelations (from the bible for those that didn't catch on) basically outlines that things like this are going to become more common. If this is the way we deal with this now. all i have to say is Yikes, we are in for a crazy time I think. Yet another reason to have a buddy in Jesus

ITs all the news talking about today, mostly because some place like london is not where you expect bombs. Who can london piss off other then US car makers? Well with all the chat i link up the news wiki. ITs my new news source since its un affiliated to any network news. They have better collections of links and pictures and you don't need a login.

Wiki News on the London bombs

Thats what you will read on all the BitTorrent Sites. Thanks to the MPAA they decided to kick some ass on the remaining sites claiming illegal download TV shows. Uhg if its not one thing is another. I checked and 99% of the sites are dead. The one that isnt “PirateBay” well they are getting dDoS by either use of hackers with only one site left to use or the MPAA. someone invent something new. Seriously i dont watch tv for commercials i watch it for the shows. What this means for you? well movies,programs and Tvshows have no good source but IRC now. and we all know how nice IRC rooms are.

in other news via /. a ipod explodes this was a good read with quotes like “unclear what the teenager had ingested” “scooted out and helped save the rest of Melbourne” other audio related a laser-record player man if i had 20 grand i would buy this… not kidding.

i was able to purchase the stereo for my car today the Pioneer AVH-P7600DVD its not even on the Pioneer.com site but i have it by Thursday next week, after that the car is done. Now what will i work on?

after some work on MattMcGs parents house DSL – i installed the current westell modem  man i wish i was still with verizon that modem had every feature that you can imagine in a wireless dsl router. its actually amazing it comes with a stats program and everything built in, if your with verizon and dont have something cool call and ask for a upgrade because yore speed is not great and your neighbour just got the new modem and it helped them. then i got a chance to stop and say hi to conor who dont see much even though he is back in the 425. He just got a new job and a new car it smells like coconuts. he comments a lot on the site.

on the way home from work today a rock pelted my car windshield and now i need a new windshield. the first thing that went in my head was …at least it didn't hit the paint.

uh oh Real-ID Passes U.S. Senate 100-0

anyone else have this long agreement for hotmail today? looks like new pasport services. make sure when you log into hotmail you go to the “security settings” then look for Marketing preferences and opt out of all the advertisment

fun of the day – hack your honda/acura Nav.

only worth reporting because it was the WWU paper and we got quoted in it.

gnome on vacation

someone bid on the gnome on ebay still 5 days to go, it wont be interesting until the last hour. but still dumbfounded that someone would pay 300 bucks for some concrete. so i was wondering who buys a gnome. a obvious gnome collector?

no. the bidder appears to like to collect certain starbucks credit cards. buys them for 30$ a pop so i must have missed something. i have a pizza hut credit card, wonder if i can get 30 bucks for something they give away for free. mention that the credit cards all have zero balance its 30$ for the actual plastic.

but thats not what i was spinning my head about. the bidder also bought friendship from someone for 30 bucks. i don't know if that actually happened (she has 100% rating) but she paid 30 dollars for a friend? i hope they knew each other and this was a joke. if not “WTF” guess i missed out on a generation of how to make money.

other news: none i am sick and tired. literally. ha.

back track the Hilton Blog saga @kellykeeton.com

we keetons like to stick to the media -story

went to beths today for the last time as a night time lunch. it will be missed.

one day left on nights!

other news – why did adobe buy macromedia? new bill to stop me from p2p (uh-oh)

i went to ellensburg today for a afternoon visit. on the way i got stuck behind a WSP it was nice he went 80 and let me drive in his wake. the truckers got out of the left lane for once. on the way home i made it form ellensburg to issaquah in 60 mins or averaged 83.7MPH not saying i was speeding. but somehow i found a tessaract. i dont like how the tires respond, and with out the paint on the road some corners i didnt like to drive.

looks like they found a date for “widespread devastation” set your java countdown for apr 13 2029 it might be dusty that day.

I’m confused because in 2025 the day of “global catastrophe” starts so technically we dont need worry about this big rock.

but since by 2050 we “wont fit” it looks like the moon will be safe from all this so plan to move there ..well except the dust

however the largest pressing issue is that by 2015 we will be out of IP addresses so my PDA cant even use the java clock to tell me when it all ends. damn.

my time line

2015 we stop using the internet and go to a outernet, or no net go commando.

2025 things get real hot and we get tan

2029 asteroid hits and causes no sun, which causes ice age conditions that are counter acted by the global warming causing a nice 65F day

2031 they release Humvee5 and i big pimping with my 50” rims

ok, so we are finally back from the 15 min of fame trip. figured i would document it for anyone that reads this.

so we busted ass to get to the airport on Thursday, got a 1030 flight and got stuck in middle seats on a 747, ouch. flew red eye and i didn't sleep at all, got to NY at 630am where we RAN i mean RAN to the car, NJ airport is huge. got in car and this cool Jewish driver talked about barmitzvas and schleping, it was cool. got to the studio got caught up in security then got our makeup done. and wired for TV.

got on tv interview was fast and i don't remember much at all. lots of lights and lots of people watching you. the picture of Hilton made it on the times square big TV so that was cool.

then we got a sweet tour of the studio, use the same dressing room as Emril to ‘un dress’. Then went to watch billy idol live in the studio of course he played white wedding, that made me happy. saw some other people for a photo shoot.

then went around NY for my first time, had a pastrami at carnegie deli (the best i have ever eaten ever ever ever), went to central park and saw trump tower. went to toys r us (huge)

saw the statue from afar, the tower site and wall street, stoped and rested, then went to a mets game, then sleep then checkout then a little lunch the next day then home. whew! i got messed up in paperwork with delta and got 1st class on the way home as well

and it was all free.

full photo album here

or read it again here

come on!!! this is insane i never saw this seriously folks, kelly is now speechless

front page of the King County Journal

paris hilton gnome saga continues, i wonder if we will make national news from this. barbra walters call me.

ok, i just watched KOMO 4 and they said that the paris Hilton story (link to all my posts) with the gnome is now national news. this is crazy folks – it was also on KING 5 but they dont allow links to the news w/o subscription. They did have a better “clip” about it however. you can google news search

KOMO

i am editing a dvd with all the news stories that i will give to the people and also added some of the vacation footage, as soon as i compress it i will have it on line

i did nothing today, i mean nothing.

In other news Ms StHelens blew, not very impressive. I was hopein’ for some shaking and pictures of lava and a day off of work since i wouldn't drive my new car in the ash.But no just something to keep the news people talking about, now they wont shut up again.

Camera of the THing

Sizo Graphs

so i have been reading up on some new news topics and saw the following that were worth commenting about.

Pfizer and microsoft isnt it great when fortune 500’s team up? not sure who is advertising who here but its sort of a humorous idea. Drug company uses the power of a computer company to stop the sale of counterfeit drugs. I dont know about you but this is sort of just funny. So will microsoft get free viagra? or will viagra get some open windows? this is one of those news articles you see stapled to a wall in a conspiracy theorists home.

was it a good news day or what? – berkeley cant keep track of dead people or alive ones now this is a dual part fun one. on one side you have the dead body’s that were being sold on the black market… most likely for home horror films or fake gang shootings. ok i can deal with that. so what guy was with the cali-education unit was like hot-dam lets put this on the 16 yr olds. I guess because people also sell them on the black market? the best quote is when they are talking about how they were told to take the RFID readers off of the bathroom. Hell by the time these kids are 28 they are prolly gonna have to RFID more then just school so other then the obvious, i RFID into work every day.

and on the nerd front no sirius-pod this is good. I was worried about this, with the popularity of the IPod this could be a blow to XM. I want XM to win the digital radio war not sirius. This article talks about how investors were pissed off about how Jobs wont induce a fast market for the stock. But i think its smart, not only cuz i want XM to be the king. IF jobs takes satellite radio and sticks it on the ipod. why would i use itunes, in fact why would i need a ipod. why not just get a portable satellite radio unit? DUH people. Jobs mentioned something about “more content” i assume he means that you can get data from the stream that you can save on the ipod, like …”i like this song, i want the whole album” click save pay. There is the content Jobs wants and the exposure of satellite radio. Come on XM get your shit in a line to keep up on them.

but if you thought i was a nerd take a look at this mess seriously who “looks at quarters all day”

also i picked this from a co-workers blog take a look at the last link on the apprentice main window. “Click here to be martha stewarts apprentice” this just invites a bucket of laughs. I mean seriously, what do qualifications include? –  “ability to stay within 500 feet of marthas house, or learn to remove a ankle cuff”

so i went out and about today to see the results form the recent warming temp. according to NOAA the river is going to flood at 4am on the 19th at about 1 foot over the banks. in my adventures i talked to two ‘old guys’ who know the river like a brother. One said “thats a lot of water huh” the other who proved to be more useful said “it hasn't moved in two hours but i bet by midnight that it runs over” he had suspenders holding up his pants so i assume he is the wiser of the two. The other guy didn't even have hip waders on. I did get to go see the falls, where fun enough i got interviewed by King5 about what i thought about the river. they acted like i was some old man with suspenders. I just bullshitted, they were running from a van and not the full truck so that means they are going back to the station to uplink. So watch for me on the news at 5 tonight, i am wearing a green jacket and any human figure you see in the shots is me. cool.

i did get some time to run around and snap some pictures i also added them to my gallery.

I think it just makes them more asshole-ilo, two weeks ago i went to cingular and asked to him my cell plan upgraded so i stop going over my minuet package (i use over 1000 a month!!) so they swear that i will get my package set correctly. Bill comes what do you think happened. Of course. So i go back the next week, this verse is the same as the first. So today i went back in again after work to argue some more this time saying that i would not leave the store until the computer says that i am on the new plan. wonder who won that battle? not me 45 mins later they got it done. (I doubt it still since the ‘live’ accounting says i am still on the old plan on the http)

but i did get to listen to a lot of sales pitches to old people at that time of the morning. One lady came in and wanted to get on the family plan with her family who allready was on cingular. She was on ATT. i was thinking well this should be fun. OH and it was. They started to try and get her family to upgrade to more minutes since they will have one more person on the cell plan. the lady explains that shit shouldn't matter since she only calls them. So she asks how can she save money. Well eventually the guy talks her into a new plan. Now this was the fun part, he then says to her. well you will need a new phone. I was like “jigga no way” yup they were going to charge her a new phone fee saying that the ATT phone is ‘outdated’ for the new network. So the lady is very reluctant, now this schlep is such a moron that the next words out of his mouth are, and i need to charge you a ‘service fee’ of  $15 to switch the account. what bullshit. I guess when you pay for a cell phone your not paying for the service. I walked out before hearing the end of it, but she was very upset so i doubt she did it. so just a word to the wise, you ain't saving anything by having cingular mob the ATT network.

Well since enjay gave me the idea to start this blog and since I got around to puttin’ ASP NET on my server  I also found a free photo gallery application in .net This will be good its been a long time since the photos are back on line. I am noticing that they are sort of small bad resoultion but oh well. I will be adding more pix now that I am no longer lazy. I have been working on this .net stuff for 8 hours now. No sleep and I need to work today at midnight. Yikes!

My next project is to scan the Florida pictures and the trip around the world pictures. Lets hope I can find them. I think i gave them to peter not sure. I did get chrismaxx 2003 on line and will try and contact amy for 2004 pictures.

Its a ice storm out now. I jsut went to get some things from my car and the ground outside is covered in ice

I put this code up seconds ago. Keep looking back for new content later on. I am tryign to put my OLD blog into this one. It actually didnt work so I am just going to link to the old content page and if you want to read history you can.

gotta have the First Post

This is the new code for KellyKeeton.com/blog I chose to use the DasBlog asp.net source. with a work space here its nice easy setup just edit xml for the major options. I chose this because i wanted a ASP solution that would run on IIS and have no database back end. This was compared to .text which I didn't like as much.