I just make a facebook account. sigh… I jsut taught a class about how bad facebook is. However to teach the class better I had to know how bad it was, not just use my “big ego” and assume.

yes its bad.

Katie is hard at work blogging everything fun. People ask me 'why is your blog so nerdy it was fun' I just am working my ass off now (not saying I wasn't before) but I had more time. So today I try to bring you fun blog. If you dont know I cook a lot, and to add a fun blog post with a picture I took a picture of the fat I pulled out of the pan when I cooked a meatloaf today. The meatloaf was excelent.

forgot to post this, the wedding photos are at

http://michellemoorephoto.studiocart.com/

Password KU0606

Pictures you took are at camerarenter.com put in my last name

So I got hooked into LinkedIn as I went crazy adding all my co-workers to get a friend base, I thought… I have been here before. I remember back in 2002 Adding friends to MySpace account. This is funny, adult myspace for the working professional. You can even upload a picture of yourself for what, to date?

All the funny social aside, this is a gold mine for social engineering. You have CxO level people all over the place adding each other and making connections.

Hello Mr.Thompson, My Name is Kelly I got your contact from John Doe who referred me to you for a security audit. I was wondering if i could find some time to meet with you next week. “Sure”

// or “yes kelly what is your last employer …google google”

…awesome

• acting as good as high school drama
• horrible script with things like "my men and me have checked the building"
• shit music
• shit music
• didnt use the original theme
  
• the voice of the shit ford sucks
• acting sucks
• they keep showing this lame voice modulation graphic when the car talks
• fighting sucks worse then the show chuck
• acting sucks
• music sucks
• when the car is going fast it looks like a video game
• the plot and story suck
• the car keeps showing off to everyone that it is smart
• fords are the only cars
• the horrible side plot dynamics of the relation ships of the FBI dork and the playboy and the dead guys daughter. so horrible
• play boy Mike has two girls in bed -lame
• the car calls him mike. -lame
• there was a fake bong in mikes house - lame
• production value is that of a 2 hour commercial
• the bad guys didnt know where the car was but they got to vegas the same time she did going knight speed -lame
• the whole shit show is lame NBC you blew it.
• every plot will be some lame ass save America from the terrorist, not save timmy from his dad who hits him

seems like the media loves me, my prior stunt of asking my dear Katie to marry me got me into the seattle times, and no all the facts arnt correct before you all comment back. – story as follows.

Rolling party – Seattle Times 10–20–2007

Katie Uhlenkott thought she was the party planner. Her boyfriend, Kelly Keeton, of Kirkland, had casually suggested they go roller skating soon. Wouldn't it be fun, he said, to invite friends and make it a party.

Uhlenkott, of Kent, decided to turn it into a surprise 26th birthday party for Keeton at Skate King in Bellevue.

When Kelly's mother got the call, she played along.

"Kelly invited us a couple of weeks before Katie even planned her surprise party," said Betty Keeton of Snoqualmie. "He planted the idea and let her think she was organizing the party."

When the couple arrived at Skate King, the emcee invited them to the center of the rink. There, in front of about 30 friends and relatives, Uhlenkott realized she'd been set up. That's when Keeton proposed.

The couple plan to marry next year.

so I was driving to whidbey island and decided to take the washington ferries system to avoid traffic tickets from speeding and cutting off moronic northwest drivers. as I sat in the line to wait I watched the state troopers do this lame scan for security on the cars, mind you he was a K9 cop but the K9 must have been napping he wasnt there. So as I do now-a-days I have my radios up and running listening to the communications traffic for the state employees. As we are floating down the sound I hear on the radio, “uhm there is a silver honda with no operator that has its engine running.” immedatly I hear a overhead page “will the owner of the silver honda return to the deck and shut off your engine” then  about 4 mins later,  over the radio I hear “she showed up”

hello WSF! Im sure that this is a common occurrence however I dont see why the government has all the new anti-terror security waste of cash to just let a car sit running. didn't anyone see deja vu? wouldn't it be totally acceptable to leave the car running as a power source for a bomb? Shouldn't this scream security protocol #2456–A and everyone would go into action and there would be a “hut hut hut” noise and a sniffing dog? no just a overhead page, the WSP and dogs are there to catch pot from Canada, and people who are tired of the ‘matrix’, they just get arrested for telling the cattle they arnt cattle.

meanwhile if your caught leaving a bag or box on the WSF you will be arrested so please dont, as for cars its ok.

I recently got a harsh comment – He/She wanted me to make fun of him, I dont have anything to be ashamed about, I cant spell I own up to that. I should put a disclaimer on my blog. If your a grammar nut then read another blog. Also if you put it up on a web site you put it in a log for all the world to see – anticipate log posting. Also if this IP is correct dont post on company time, since now your company googles up with this post.

2007-05-10 19:29:53 W3SVC833124697 —— —— GET /blog/CategoryView,category,Nerd.aspx - 80 - 208.28.227.132 HTTP/1.1 Mozilla/5.0+(Macintosh;+U;+PPC+Mac+OS+X;+en)+AppleWebKit/419+(KHTML,+like+Gecko)+Safari/419.3 - http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%22mac+bugs%22+itunes+autostart&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 www.kellykeeton.com 200 0 0 104634 390 14796

IP address info: IP address: 208.28.227.132 IP Address city: Smyrna IP latitude: 33.859901 IP longitude: -84.516800 ISP: Sprint Organization: THE PARADIES SHOPS –  5950 Fulton Industrial Boulevard, S.W. –  Atlanta, Georgia 30336 – 404.344.7905

Comment as follows…

“If you're smart like me, you use the contracted form of "you are" instead of the possessive adjective "your."
Here's an example:
You're an idiot and make errors on your blog. See the difference?
Here are a few more for future reference:
to - preposition expressing motion in the direction of a particular location and too - in addition, as well, very
won't - "will not" contracted and want - to desire
our - possessive adjective and hour - sixty minutes
can't - "can not" and Kant - German philosopher (1724 - 1804)

Come on now, make fun of me for being a nerd and pointing out simple mistakes on a strangers blog, and say that i need to get a life etc... -or- own up to your (See, I used it again!) mistake and deflate that ego just a bit. You put it in a blog, for all the world to see - anticipate criticism.
Kelly Keeton is an Idiot”

The DT-2000 here to eat your data

other products by the same company

This system detects when a senile elderly patient with aimless behavior leaves the home unexpectedly. When the system detects this behavior, it activates an alarm to notify nursing personnel to secure the individual's safety. Thus, this system enhances the safety of the elderly and eases the burden of nursing care.

I was reading around the web and found this interesting document, its interviewing a buglar and talking about “where to hide your money” I point this post out because it has one fun idea, the idea that if you leave some money out that is easy to find your less likely to have your house damaged, distroyed, and potentially the crook will leave thinking he stole your good stuff.

This is a fun idea to apply to corporate security.

My first thoughts when i saw the title of the article was “ok so we print to the public how to keep your stuff safe, hide things in your toilet tank.” Now all of america will put things in the toilet tank. It has this idea to put money in your kids toys. The concept is new so crooks wont look there. But like anything once its popular its where crooks go.

My brother is heading to mexico for 1 year this week. He is going down to be a missionary for our church and fix cars and build houses for the facility that our church uses. I set him up a blog.

happy new year all. BTW

Ok so I finally dumped the photos off my camera! its about time eh? the following are new items…

• 4th of july
• conors wedding
• conors batcher party

oh yea since it is 9/11 I will also post my thoughts on the government and my conspiracy theory

a lady just called my work cell and she was crazy she was going on about her lost child, I informed her that I was not the emergency number she should be calling. She then went on to tell me how her kid was missing, she was obviously distraught about the matter so I asked a few questions to see if it was a emergency, turns out her 20 something daughter stole her car and ran away. Im guessing the caller was drugged or drunk and randomly dialling numbers. Odd. so after telling her about 5 times that she needed to hang up and dial 911 I hung up on her.

The part of this story that is worth bogging is that the information age and caller ID with google shows you who it was that just called me.

http://www.google.com/search?q=4258650370&hl=en&lr=&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&pb=f&sa=X&oi=rwp&ct=title

http://maps.google.com/maps?li=rwp&q=13402+SE+57TH+ST,+BELLEVUE,+WA+98006

http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?city=BELLEVUE%20&state=WA&zprop=48814911

hrm, be careful who you randomly drunk dial they will blog you.

However I was bored and then found a off hours number for bellevue police and called it in just to hear the dispatch on my radio for the call. yea im a nerd.

well I figured I better post a boom update, after blowing up my hand so it looked real nasty it has amazingly healed quite nicely. as you can see the nasty parts are gone, my finger nails are still black but thats just dead blood (yuck) anywhoo the fingers are mostly ok again and about two days ago I was able to start typing with all fingers again. They still hurt where they were sewn back up but most part everything is almost back to normal now. thanks all for the well wishes and next time you do something like me say “hey yeall’ watch this”

I got hooked up for a vendor pass to NHRA at Pacific Raceway today, its INSANE top fuel cars are the cooles thing i have ever heard. its louder then anything you can imagine - it shakes your eyeballs. cool do it some time. i was 20 ft away from them. so cool!

Today I will be D-J'n for Dunk Hoops put on by ECHO if you got the time show up

Congratulations are in order to Conor and Cheryl Today. They are gettin’ hitched this afternoon. Here is to a long and wonderful life kids. Cheryl, you know he stinks right?

Cheryl Glassey & Conor Glassey

yes i did blow up my hand on the 4th here is a graphic shot of my hand. kids dont play with fireworks.

there is something I hate as much as the RIAA now-a-days its this automated phone menu systems. whichever moron thought up the idea to talk to a computer rather then press 1,2,3 can get kicked. here is a healthy alternative to dealing with the computers, swear at them.

I went to the Pacific Northwest Ballet “Jewels” today. Its the first time they have performed this thing. I gotta say I was impressed. Back in the day some hot-shot choreographer made this thing and its all the “rave” in NY and S.F. so Seattle took it on. I really liked the Rubies portion of the show. If you got time its worth a watch, playing until the 11th. I know kelly all artys fartsy. well it is rather stunning to see that shit. here is a factoid. PNB has about 1/4 mill shoe budget a year. the “point” shoes they wear are good for a week at max. sometimes only a day. they wear out, $80 a pair. thats crazy.

Now listening to Music: Igor Stravinsky

I was going through some old files and found a poem I wrote once that I actually really like. I thought to myself when I just found it “clever”

One more day to kill

Another life to fulfill

Searching for something you hope

Finding nothing but smoke

Taking for granite what you have

Realizing that it is all sand

Thinking that she will never know

Wondering why I let her go

Wishing for a second chance

Seeing that your choice is going to last

Struggling to hold on to what you have

Trying to get more to grab

Looking for what you can do

Making no difference in me or you

Believing you have won the race

Noticing you haven’t even began to set your pace

One more day then you have time to fill

25 hours to kill

-Kelly

Ok finally got the crappy verizon DSL up (its not that great) did you know they block ICMP traffic?! 1.4/380 and its slower then my 512/512 i think they packet shape. i need to find out what is going on.

the moment you waited for so long. new place pictures. i took them quick and they are messy. but they are pictures. have a nice day.

this is too good. i love this.

http://www.komotv.com/stories/41845.htm

http://www.kingcountyjournal.com/sited/story/html/230134

the Gnome is back in action

here is a post about ADD in the I.T. world and why I am good at what i do.

http://adultaddstrengths.com/2006/02/09/top-10-advantages-of-add-in-a-high-tech-career/

goofy site

here are 151 things that describe me

http://www.addcoach4u.com/positivesofadd.html

and only 26 things that piss you off about me

http://www.addcoach4u.com/challengesofadd.html

if you get a ticket in seattle area use this lady. She is so awesome

http://www.mucklestone.com/

Tell her i sent you

News years plans include the following

• Friends
• W in Seattle

December 25th is the day Jesus was born, which is in fact the reason for Christmas, I always find it funny when people twist it into something else. The fact is as much European culture, Dickens, and stockings and oranges you can cram into it. Its still the day because of Jesus. So, Happy Birthday Jesus!!!

-Kelly

Photos from Chris-MaXX 2005

Photos from Corbis Party and Susan's

A picture of me at the nutcracker

A picture of Fernando in a UPS suit.